Will and the Waiter (Fancy Restaurant NYC)
- Waiter: Can I get you men something to drink?
- Will: Yeah, do you have any Luxury sodas?
- Waiter: Luxury sodas sir?
- Will: Yeah like Fresca, Diet Cherry Pepsi, Vanilla Dr. Pepper.
- Waiter: No sir, we don't have any luxury sodas.
- Will throws napkin down and walks out of restaurant. I sit extremely uncomfortably.
So I tend to waste a lot of time, I like to procrastinate and also am a huge fan of funny pictures. I have an on going game with my friend Matt Lenski and Greg Passuntino where we stop doing work and share photos for an average of 26 min. Here are a few that I have found over the past few weeks.
So tonight bored watching the Real Housewives of New York which is kinda gay to begin with, I decided to google one of my favorite phrases of the past 10 years “No Homo”. I found a bunch of gems, a few pics I had already seen, but these were the top 3 that just had me LOLer Skating. Enjoy.
It’s bad to laugh during an intervention, but if you’re going to cry like a dying giraffe I can’t help myself. I don’t know if I like the beyonce ass cryer in the beginning, or the Jumanji ass mother fucker at the end. Both are incredible. Also peep how ashy the dudes hands are.